In the interest of full disclosure, we are asked by clients to name a lot of things such as companies and products. And so we have an appreciation for how challenging the development of a great name really is. Sure, we employ what we believe is a great methodology and we think we know how to meld a scientific approach with a creative approach. But after thirty or so years of naming things we know that the best effort can lead to a real dud. Somehow, someway, a bad apple is able to elbow its way past all the other good apples, and make itself the client darling.
But how do know absolutely and with empiric certainty that you have picked a loser? It can be tough to know and deep pockets have a way of turning just about any animal part into a silk purse.
I watched with great interest when an iconic shopping mall in our area was purchased and renamed. Old Orchard Mall has been claiming the disposable income of the highly affluent Chicago North Shore for decades. The “handle” Old Orchard is understood and recognizable by everyone with a credit card and within a one hour drive. It’s an upper middle class mall and without the benefit of market research we’d venture ranks high in consumer association and perception.
And so when the new owners, who are from outside the U.S., opted to rename the mall so that it could be branded similarly to their many other properties I was skeptical. They plowed ahead and told the world that here forward, Old Orchard would be known as “Shopping Town.” It’s not just because the owners hail from Australia that I think this sounds like a place the Tele-Tubbies would shop. Gerunds should be left out of names if your trying to reach someone over the age of ten.
The years have passed and in my small circle I’ve never once heard Old Orchard referred to as Shopping Town. Who knows, maybe I’m an exception and everyone else has made the difficult transition.
And then yesterday I received an email that was the definitive rejection of Shopping Town. I popped into the Apple store at Old Orchard to pick up something for my wife. When the blue shirt was wrapping up our transaction he asked if I wanted a paper receipt or an email. “Send the email,” I called back from half turn speeding toward the door. And later when I opened my email I saw it. An email from: OldOrchard@apple.com.
Can there be a bigger rejecting of your branding than the Jobsian marketers on high declining to use your preferred name? It was like Charleston Heston looking down at Shopping Town grasping two tablets. “You don’t deserve this.”
This is about the millionth lesson from which we’ve learned that while we might want consumers to think one thing, the only thing that matters is what they actually think. Drawing your marketing boundaries around that is not a bad place to start.